So bad. Sooooooo bad that it was entertaining as hell. Nic Cage doesn’t even know that he’s in a period piece. Ron Perlman does but does not give a fuck. There are NO WITCHES. They are demons. It’s a twist at the end that betrays the title of the movie. And the demon has a shitty voice. The monk has the worst haircut ever. And the fucking bridge. Lord, there is just so much badness in this movie. Oh,t he montage at the beginning “I’ll take the 300 on the left you take the 300 on the right”, I can’t honestly belive that anyone involved with this thought they were making a serious movie. If that’s the case, bravo, mission accomplished. This was another How Did This Get Made movie, I will really be making a point to actually watch all the movie they do for that show because they make a lot of the same points that Crystal and I make while watching it, but they’re funnier about it.
